Last Christmas..

Luke bought me a Worst Case Scenarios Calender..it has a different situation for each day. Luke and I bawled laughing at the one for today, and I thought I'd share. :)

Thursday, Dec. 31st
How to Survive If You Have No One To Kiss On New Year's Eve.

**Kiss a pet.
Dogs are generally agreeable and have clean mouths. Cats are usually well groomed but are more passive and tend to get rather then give. Keep your mouth closed.

**Kiss yourself.
Find a mirror, pucker up, clean close and kiss. Keep your lips slightly parted. Do not attempt to use your tongue. Wipe the mirror after you have completed your kiss. You may also try kissing the back of your hand.

**Hug a pillow.
Full body pillows are more satisfying.

**Call a friend on the phone.
After you wish your friend a Happy New Year, give the telephone mouthpiece loud ,smacking kisses.